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Some Shit I Would Do in a Relationship #3

strivingking:

*At her parents house, her parents go into the kitchen*

Me: The dinner was great Ms. _____!! Thank you!

Her mother: Well I can see that! You didn’t leave anything left on your plate! lol

Me: Well uh……I always like to finish what I eat…..Ain’t that right baby?

*looks at my girl*

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Her: *looks at me with that cute “omg, stop it” embarrassed face*

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Me: Yea Ms. _____……it’s like sometimes when I’m eating, I wanna stop but what I’m eating just be TOO good…

*looks at my girl again*

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Her:

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(via cautionpassiveaggression)